Mooses

money
yep
thats wut its all about
if u dont hav money
ure screeeeeeeeewed
unless u hav rich friends.

if u actually believe all of that bs
ure a materialistic asshole
but having money still can be fun
toodles

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

// posted by Maciek @ 5:53 PM

i wish that i could write deep thoughts as funny as jack handey can. but i can't. so ill just be happy with my wonderful mug of chai latte. mmmmmmm! delicious!

naw, for real though, hugs are great things they brighten your day and if you are on a backpacking trip they keep you warm. hehe. but hugs are not only things used for warmth. you can comfort someone or tell them how much you love them by giving them a hug. and i, being a rather sentimental and sympathetic person (at least on the inside), love to make other people feel better about themselves, or a bad grade, or whatnot. "wheres the moose? *oo!*" if you ever want to bore yourself to death, you should read frankenstein by mary shelley. that book shouldnt even be allowed to burn in the 7th circle of HELL!!! on the other hand, it _would_ be fun to burn that fuckin% piece of $hit (censored for young minds) well, im too lazy to type more....

Hi again

ive just come back from a wonderful backpacking trip
and by general consensus it has been decided that
my shoulder is more like a pilow than a shoulder. Hehe
it was the most fun ive had outside in the middle of
november.

on the other hand
when i came back my parents started bitching about
lots of fucking bullshit that doesnt even make sense
i fucking hate them

hugs are great
when you give a hug
you not only feel better,
but if you're really good
you can get that person's
wallet.

"where's the moose?
*oo!*"

“ In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then
burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We
should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner
spirit”

-Albert Schweitzer

i find it slightly strange that over the weekend
on ealmost never goes to sleep past 11 or 12
and yet the week before we had been saying
"ah! the weekend! now i can finally get some
sleep!" dont you find it slighlty ironic?

but anyways...

weekends sometimes turn out to be the most
boring times, especially when you cant hang out
with your friends because of your schedule, but
there is nothing else to do in between those
items in your schedule
that sometimes PISSES ME OFF!!!

anyways...

heres a great quote from michealpitt (correct spelling):
"i do not wish for my long life... that's unreasonable.
Instead, i wish for all of your quick death."

i think that all mosquitos
should be wiped off the face of the earth
it would most certainly be a enlightening experience
to see the little buggers going down after being sprayed
with 5 gallons of 100% deet insect repellent
napalm would also be quite enjoyable

ya know
sometimes ya feel like the world is only out there to make u feel bad
and not ever succeed in anything
but sometimes, when you find something
that makes you truly happy
the world seems no bigger than a stupid mosquito
that tries to bite you, even though you have 6 layers of clothing on
thats what i think life is all about